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Andyco Company Tour
Welcome to Andyco's Virtual Tour. I'm Andy, and I'm your tour guide for
the next 5 minutes. Actually, I didn't really want to be a "tour
guide", but our Director of Marketing assured me that since it's
a "virtual" tour, I won't REALLY be packed on a trolley with
three dozen senior citizens in Hawaiian shirts. Just a few things to note
before we begin:
1)
Please, no photography in the kitchen area (pending the 60 Minutes
investigation).
2) Please don't feed the phone room staff (we feed them a live pig once
a day).
3) Lastly, while we're near the executive offices, please be quiet so
as not to wake our top executives.
So
let's get started... I have a pedicure and toe massage in 25 minutes,
and I don't want to be late. On with the tour!
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See the
Real Thing!
Admission:Adults$20
Children $25
Seniors $50
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