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We are entering the Andyco Research & Development facility.
Our scientists risk being blown to smithereens each and every
day, so that you and I (mostly me) can benefit from the dramatic
breakthroughs that improve our lives in many ways.
Perhaps we should move back a little, as I can feel the bottoms
of my nice Italian shoes fuse to the scorching-hot floor.
Anyway, here you see a few of our researchers making some
last-minute adjustments on Andyco's nuclear powered bagel
slicer. Mental note to myself -- tell marketing to re-position
new product as a bagel slicer and TOASTER. And then double
the price.
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