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What better way to begin our tour than in... (BARK! BARK!!)
Whoa! Down, boy... easy on the $1000 suit...
Sorry about that... a little security precaution. Though Andyco
has always been ahead of the curve when it comes to paranoia
and over-compensating, we've had to take some additional safety
precautions.
So before we proceed any further, please note that plastic knives
and forks are strictly forbidden on the premises. As well as
hairpins, scissors, sharpened pencils, ballpoint pens (felt
tip are okay), chopsticks, tape dispensers with a metal serrated
edge, paper clips, staplers, and old toenail clippings.
If you have any of the aforementioned items, kindly leave them
with the security guard, and if the dog doesn't eat it, you
can pick them up on your way out. |
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