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Welcome
to G.  Pat
Mortimer's Virtual Dinner Theatre, where you can enjoy today's finest
drama from the comfort of your desktop!
 That's
right! We bring you some of southern Indiana's great theatre,
AND great food -- at a price that won't leave you saying "He that
filches from me my good name, robs me of that which not enriches him,
but makes me poor indeed!" (Shakespeare).
How
does the Virtual Dinner Theatre work?
STEP
1) MAKE YOUR RESERVATION
Call us at least five (5) business days prior to the
selected performance. At that time, you'll be required to specify the
desired performance, and the number of virtual seats you'll be needing.
STEP
2) SELECT FROM OUR EXTENSIVE MENU
Our ticket representative will take your dinner order.
Please select from one of our four (4) delectable entrees:
Chicken
Marsala
Two four ounce boneless chicken breasts topped with a wine,
onion and mushroom sauce.
Chicken
Hawaiian
Two four ounce boneless chicken breasts topped with
a tangy pineapple glaze.
Chicken
Cordon Bleu
Two four ounce boneless chicken breasts topped with
ham and imported Swiss cheese.
Chicken
fingers (in summer)
Four two ounce boneless chicken breasts dipped in
batter and fried to a golden brown.
All
dinners include:
Rolls & Butter
Fresh Garden Salad
Cookie
Dinner Mint
Have
special diet needs? Ask about our low-salt, fat-free rice cake platter!
STEP
3: WATCH YOUR MAILBOX
Your flash-frozen dinner selections will arrive at least
two (2) days prior to performance.
STEP
4: ENJOY THE SHOW!
All meals are microwaveable (note: please remove canned
soda, cookie and mint from package prior to heating). At the specified
performance time simply gather around the computer with your selected
entree, go to our web site and enter your reservation number, and enjoy
the show! Our professional-quality performance will be delivered live
via the latest streaming media technology.
M. Oliver Wilkey
bares a striking resemblance to Oscar Wilde, though without some
of his emotional issues. |
M.
Oliver Wilkey
Playwrite/Pet Groomer
Though
Mr. Wilkey enjoys his work as a professional pet groomer, his
first love is the theatre. With a solid command of the English
language and a striking resemblance to Oscar Wilde, the part-time
playwrite has become a dominant force in the southern Indiana
theatre scene. Wilkey recently completed "The Importance
of Being Earnest About Pet Grooming" -- a new play combining
his two (2) his passions - theatre and pet grooming.
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G. Pat Mortimer
is riveting as the Enthusiastic Fan, in the 1986 film "Hoosiers".
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G.
Pat Mortimer
Owner/Actor/Director/Chef
Founder
of the Virtual Dinner Theatre, star of stage and screen, and Bowling
Green's all-around "Chairman of the Bard," G. Pat Mortimer
is instrumental in bringing M.O. Wilkey's vision to the Internet.
You may remember Mr. Mortimer from the film "Hoosiers"
(see photo) -- or as "The Carpet Man" in the long-running
"Bowling Green Carpet Haus" ad campaign. He is currently
directing our production of M. Oliver Wilkey's "The Happy
Gondoliers", while overseeing VDT's kitchen operation.
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 Planning
a visit to southern Indiana?
Please visit us at M. Pat Mortimer's Candlelight Dinner Theatre, at
10380 E. Main Street, Bowling Green
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This
season
feature's the works of southern Indiana's very own M. Oliver Wilkey
- playwrite and owner of Bowling Green Animal Spa. Here's a look at
this year's productions:
NOW
PLAYING...
The Happy
Gondoliers
A play by M. Oliver Wilkey
Directed by G. Pat Mortimer
The
Reviews Are In!
Here's what people are saying about "The Happy
Gondoliers"
The
haunting, poetic cadences of M. Oliver Wilkey's language, combined
with G. Pat Mortimer's evocative staging, bring complex, sometimes
bewildering emotional currents to 'The Happy Gondoliers.'
J. Homer Wells
Theatre Critic
Bowling Green Pennysaver
We
accidentally microwaved the garden salads, but besides that -- everything
was very enjoyable.
Bill & Ruth Waters
Sulfur Springs, MI
I
was having trouble with my 28Kps dial-up connection -- so I missed
the whole second half. Though I did enjoy the Hawaiian chicken, and
the cookie was very moist and chewy.
E. Bob Smith
Lancaster, PA
COMING
SOON!
My Silly Hat
A play by M. Oliver Wilkey
Directed by G. Pat Mortimer
Room With No Ceiling
A play by M. Oliver Wilkey
Directed by G. Pat Mortimer
Room With No Ceiling II
A play by M. Oliver Wilkey
Directed by G. Pat Mortimer
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