To: Andyco Employees
From: Andy 5th, CEO
Subject: The Women of Andyco
Date: April 15, 2002
Dear Andyco Employee,
Some of you may have heard about the forthcoming
feature in Playboy Magazine entitled "The Women of Enron",
which will highlight scantily clad ex-employees of the now infamous
energy company. Of course, my first thought was "Hey, what
about Andyco?!"
Then I realized that perhaps Playboy is unfamiliar
with our very attractive female personnel here at Andyco. I think
you'll agree that such a feature would not only be a great source
of free publicity, but also a real morale boost!
So I was going down the phone list, and came
up with a few possibilities:
Of course there's our Director of PR, Jane Fishtkill -- who may I say looked quite nice in that LL
Bean one-piece at last Summer's executive pool party. I'm sure
after a carton of cheap box wine, Ms. Fishkill will be eager
to participate.
Then of course, there's our Office Supply
Manager -- Hilde Braun. I'm
certain she'll be willing to bring some of her fine leather accessories
to add some variety to the feature.
I'm sure Edith and the rest of the lunch
ladies may want in, and I have no doubt that our phone room supervisor Miss
Barbara would be willing to participate if it meant getting
out of work early. (On second thought, let's forget Miss Barbara.)
Anyway, if anyone else is interested in this
unique opportunity, please contact my secretary, who will then
forward your name to Playboy Magazine.
