To: Andyco Employees
From: Andy 5th, CEO
Subject: New Hire
Date: April 8, 2002
Dear Andyco Employee,
I'm pleased to announce that Andyco's webmaster
(by coincidence also named Andy) had a third child -- a baby
boy on March 25th. Starting today, Andy will resume his regular
18 hour work days, though he looks forward to periodic breaks
from his duties here at Andyco to take part in such milestones
as his son's high school graduation, or possibly his wedding
(if he's not too busy that day).
In honor of the new arrival, I felt it would
be nice to get a little something for the little crumb-cruncher
-- so I asked my secretary to go out and get something and expense
it back to the company so we could write it off as an operating
expense. She came back with an adorable outfit for around $50.
But of course, I had asked for a "LITTLE" something
-- so she returned it and got a $10 gift certificate at Starbucks,
and we threw in a box a paper clips from the supply closet.
Let me take this moment to personally welcome
little Paul Andrew into the Andyco family. Remember, there's
a job opening waiting for you in the phone room as soon as you
can hold your head up to scream in the phone.
