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Kids, I'm Buddy... but you can call me Ranger Marschanawicki. Ever wonder
what it's like to be a real park ranger?
Do you like animals? Then maybe you should be a zookeeper or a veterinarian.
Because being a park ranger is all about law enforcement. Of course,
I do come across wild animals now and then, but that's why I've got
me this here billy club!
Most of the time, I'm handing out citations
to campers who smell like reefer, or who get in the way of our many
fine snowmobile and ATV enthusiasts. And if some granola cruncher wants
to give me any guff, then they can have a little chat with my loyal
assistant... Bill E. Club!
Here are some tips to keep in mind when visiting
our nation's majestic National Parks...
1) Be sure to bring the basics, like extra shotgun shells, beerball,
plenty of ATV fuel, and extra videos for the kids ('cause it's pretty
damn boring out here).
2) If you see any wild animals, try to get a funny picture taken with
them before you shoot it.
3) As the saying goes, take only pictures - leave only footprints. Remember
that our national parks are a national resource that needs to be preserved
for future lumber and mining companies.
4) Don't forget to visit the gift shop!
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Here I am giving some fine young granola-crunchin'
tree-hugger a citation for getting boot marks on the ATV trail. Of course,
Ranger M. was extra lenient when she agreed to go to the Hank Williams
Jr. concert.
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