Sure, the KidzKlub web site is fun, but it's not half as fun as joining the Kidz Klub Klubhouse™ -- our exclusive club for KidzKlub Kids like you! You get a whole lot of really COOL STUFF... and the best part is it's absolutely FREE! (plus $49.95 shipping and handling. $59.95 in the United Arab Emirates). Here's what you get!! A KidzKlub Klubhouse Membership Card! (a 3¢ value). Free "My Child Joined the KKK" bumper sticker for your parents car! Learn the SECRET handshake! Valuable money saving coupons from really COOL companies like iBail, AndyMart, and Dave's Septic Service! Get lots of really COOL mail, and phone calls during the dinner hour, from companies like iBail, AndyMart, and Dave's Septic Service! The KidzKlub Klubhouse Newsletter, with monthly features like "How to Fit In", or "How To Get What You Want From Mom And Dad, When You Want It." So what are you waiting for... Christmas?! Well don't, because you wanted the X-Box, and did you get it? Of course you didn't! So grab Mom's checkbook and JOIN TODAY!!