Gosh, it was tough choosing the winners of this month's KidzKlub Art Kontest! Not because the art was so good, but because Mr. Smiley Happy Clown spilled a whole bottle of bourbon on the pile of entries, and it took two weeks to dry them off with a blow dryer!

Thanks to Sally Meyers, from Fort Worth Texas for her winning entry. We loved her subject, plus we don't want to piss off anybody from Texas, do we? They might give us death by lethal injection!

But all kidding aside, we'd like to congratulate Sally... please enjoy your $5 shopping spree at AndyMart!!

And for the rest of you... better luck next time. Now off to your room without any dinner!