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*French Policy
Andyco regretfully must discriminate against French people, relatives of French people, and/or people who've been to France and liked it, for the following reasons:
1) Marcell Marceau
2) The whole Jerry Lewis thing
3) French cars
4) 35 hr. work week
5) Papillon
6) Runny cheese with a crust on it








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At Andyco, we don't discriminate based on one's race, gender, religious preferences, or sexual orientation. Just whether you're French or not. Take a moment to fill out our online job application.

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Name

Address
Home Phone (or nearest payphone) - -
Are you French?
Yes No

Is anyone in your family French?
 Yes No

Have you ever been to France?
Yes No

If so, what did you think of France? (choose one)
 Loved it
Liked it
Ambivalent to it.
Hated it
Really hated it
Despised it
Not sure what Ambivalent means.
Salary Range
If you saw an employee steal from the company, what would you do?
 I'd confront the employee, and ask them to return the stolen item.
I'd tell my supervisor about the incident.
I'd kill the employee with my bare hands.
Other
If you saw a manager steal from the company, what would you do?
 I'd mind my own business because they were probably just "borrowing" the item.
I'd tell my supervisor that "I did it", taking the fall to protect the other manager.
I'd help the manager load the item(s) in their car.
Other
If a family member called you at work, what would you do?
 I'd kindly remind them that personal calls are discouraged, and ask that they not call again.
I'd yell at them for being so inconsiderate, and hang up on them.
I'd never speak to them again for as long as I live.
Other
If Andyco gave you a $2000 bonus (hypothetical), what would you do with it?
 I'd start purchasing my own office supplies in an effort to save the company money.
I'd buy my supervisor a wide-screen TV with DVD player and surround sound.
I'd return it because I don't believe employees should get bonuses.
Other

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