Enter your site today for consideration for the coveted Beasley Awards!
Entry Deadline: June 15, 2002

Dear web afficionado,

I'm pleased to announce the 1st Annual Beasley Awards -- the ONLY website (or is it web site?) award show today that is judged by a cat! For a brief history of how the prestigious new award came about, please read a recent memo I wrote addressing the matter. Let me just say that it may appear that I started a new web award because andyco.com was snubbed by the Webby judges -- but of course this isn't the case at all. That would be petty, and sort of pathetic in a way. Anyway, that's all water under the bridge, right? Bastards. Well, anyway... on with the show!


Andy V
Honorary Chairperson
2002 Beasley Awards

What are the award judges looking for?

Mrs. Beasley is looking for web sites that are exemplary in all areas of web content and creativity, particularly in these areas:

  • Site that address cat related issues
  • Sites with lots of pictures of cats
  • Sites about licking yourself
  • Sites about maiming small rodents

There are 7 categories for you to enter your site:

  • Best Site That Has Andy In The Name
  • Best Site That Says Nice Things About Andyco.com
  • Best Site That Took Andyco's $270 And Probably Spent It On Crank
  • Best Site About Cats That Have Succeeded In Business
  • Best Site About Rude French People
  • Best Site About Smelly Roofers
  • Best of Show

How to enter:

Email your entries HERE »
Please be sure to mention URL, and which category you wish to enter.

Entry Deadline is June 15, 2002.
Entry fee is $500, but you can enter for free prior to June 14th. Simply just fill out the form below for consideration.

About the Show:

Date: Awards will be announced June 18 (okay, so that's the same night as the Webbys, but it's the only night we could get the dinner theatre.)
Place: M. Pat Mortimer's Candlelight Dinner Theatre, at 10380 E. Main Street, Bowling Green.
Price: Tickets will be $30 in advance (includes Chicken Kiev, green beans almondine, and dinner mint)
Entertainment: Master of Ceremonies will be our very own Miss Barbara, unless she's having a bad migraine that day.

Show Sponsors:

We'd like to thank iBail, BananaShoes, Dave's Hi-Tech Septic Service, and M. Pat Mortimer's Virtual Dinner Theatre for helping to make the 1st Annual Beasleys a reality.

ANDYCO HOME